Bullshittery I just read: “I mean, I want a woman who can maintain her figure, but can eat whatever she wants, not work out and not gain weight. I want that ‘SnapBack’ after kids… like Beyonce”
So…..you want a unicorn.
Okay.
Got it.
Cuz last I heard… Bey has a professional trainer, nutritionist… oh and rehearses like 8 hours a day in heels.
Shut the fuck up and come back when you’re an actual adult.
What in the actual fuck.




